There'd HAVE to be an ICLRPD here, if...
...ti could get past the censors.
[...]this lot of bapper-ding gipeback fucker shits
I don't know what one of those is, and probably don't want to meet one, but what ever it is, it cost me a cola-thru-the-nose-blow!
Nice work, Dammit!
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT