Maybe even have regular presentations. No sir, they're not status meetings, they're verbal presentations. And if some lowly customs worker thinks that this was not the intent of the law and challenges our interpretation ... why we'll just mock that poor uneducated sod for not recognizing that loopholes exist to be exploited.

Anyone smart enough to see that the law is somewhat vague deserves our respect and admiration for figuring out how to exploit those weaknesses. And our heartfelt apoligies for forcing him to explain himself.