Remember, subtly is not his strong point. He likes to tell it like he thinks he sees it. That would get him a lot of enemies in the halls of power. I don't think they'd even let him try to talk his way out of it.
Wade.
"All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
Yabut.. it'd be all over, after The IWE White Paper
explainin who he really be:
What blizzard of Wag-Ed handouts could possibly save him from the wise ponderings and incisive dismissal by the Murican Peepul? Hell, not even one o them anointed Conservative types could stand hangin out with - a proven Looser.