Even the Best Minds of the Western World (\ufffd \ufffd) - here at zIWE natch - can't agree on the next perfect course of action fer restorin ummm Liberty, Freedom and Just Plain (Corporate) Goodness to the poor downtrodden Corporation-less Masses elsewhere.

I m a g i n e .. .. ..





[sound of harp arpeggios, ascending ^ ^ ^]



[picture Harpo a doin it..]




If we had a Fearless Leader:

Possessed of the malevolence and Certainty of a Nixon/Kissinger
The intellectual acumen and Policy-wonk talents of a Bill Clinton (but runnin stuff by polls of the ovine)
The collective IQ of a Prescott Bush clan (OK - forget That one - redundant)
The 'Conservative' (make that Reactionary) set-in-concrete total unimaginitiveness of a Hoover
The charisma of a JFK (before Bay of Pigs and realizin.. that the Joint-Chiefs set him up - and he did dumbth)
The judicial brilliance of a Justice Thomas + the Machiavellianism of the current SC-5 Presidential Selectors

... all molded into one Humongous Ego.




Way I see it, and takin a leaf from the Believers amongst us:

Gawd takes care of the weak- (willed, minded, whatever). She kinda helps them muddle through, whereas She can't get a Word in edgewise.. amongst the Ones Who are Certain They Know Stuff.


There... feel better :-)



Ashton
who doesn't know shit - but at least Knows That.

To make such a suggestion to impressionable young minds.. just after lunch?

Fie on thee! scurvy nausea-inducing flat-worm...














(How about Bally for.. Chaplain of the Senate? ;-)