Wont work
Most bacon bits (e.g. Bac'Os) are soy.
No prohibition on soy in ME. (Shit, those fsckers probably don't even know what soy(a) is!).
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT