Trust me, Oklahoma is west of Illinois
And it's positively infested with 'em. I've (mercifully) never been to Houston, but nowhere in The World's Largest Hole-In-The-Ground that I have been to has the damn things.
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised about anything in Houston....
jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT