All you had to do was come up with something that could be easily found ont he checklist. Nice!
Not belittling you, Ross, this is great news. My sister-in-law is certifiably whack-o, and she cannot (to date) get qualified...primarily because she doesn't appear to fit into the checklist as cleanly as you do.
And yes, do readjust your thinking. Remember, you did pay for it....