[link|http://www.sadgeezer.com/RedDwarf/epis2-06.htm|Holly Hop Drive] :-)
Holly appears and tells the crew that he has just invented the Holly Hop Drive. This is a magnificent machine that can transport any object in the universe to any other part of the universe. Lister becomes very excited. They all go to the Drive Room to look at Holly\ufffds wonderful invention.
They are all mildly disappointed when the discover that this new high tech gizmo basically looks like a small cardboard box painted red, with two large buttons on the top. One says \ufffdstart\ufffd and the other says \ufffdstop\ufffd. "Is this it!?" says Lister.
"It\ufffds fairly straightforward." says Holly, obviously proud of his invention. "If you wanna start press start, the other controls you can work out for yourself."
They decide to give it a try. Holly goes through the pre-mission checks but is prompted to \ufffdget on with it\ufffd by an impatient Rimmer. "It takes time this, any slight error in any one of my 13,000,000,000 calculations and we\ufffdll all be blasted to smithereens!\ufffd\ufffd Here we go then, 10, 9, 8, 6, 5\ufffd."
"Hang on, you missed out 7!" shouts Rimmer.
"Did I, I\ufffdve always had a bit of a blind spot with 7\ufffds" says Holly.
Rimmer has a smug smile on his face, "We\ufffdre all going to die." He says.
"No problem," replies Holly confidently, "I\ufffdll start lower down\ufffd\ufffd 1, blastoff!"
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forgot one, ya smeghead
