A few pounds of enriched-U or 'stolen' Pu via diplomatic pouch: Saddam admits it was 'his' - in exchange for a convincing confession, he gets to slip away to one of the Corporate islands, perhaps as a double is shot trying to escape / takes cyanide cha cha cha.

(DNA tests? hah - maybe if done in presence of 100 observers; chain of evidence and all.. who'd believe a Thing this cabal says? --> dreaming of another 4 years by any means possible.)

Warfotainment..