Post #130,000
12/10/03 8:28:38 AM
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She was on SNL
Jimmy Fallon scored the first interview since the release of the tape. One of his questions was if they had a hotel in Paris. Yes.
So there really is a Paris Hilton?
That's right.
So ... how hard is it to get into the Paris Hilton?
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Post #130,005
12/10/03 8:58:23 AM
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And where do you call to make reservations...?
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-scott anderson
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Post #130,013
12/10/03 9:34:00 AM
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Are there blackout periods?
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Post #130,015
12/10/03 9:40:58 AM
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And does the Paris Hilton have proper bag handlers...
... or do you need to tip well to get good service in that respect?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #130,024
12/10/03 10:38:43 AM
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How many can fit into a room?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
It goes in, it must come out.Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law
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Post #130,026
12/10/03 10:55:57 AM
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Jimmy asked about that, too
She told him he'd probably think it was pretty roomy, but that most people find it cozy.
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Post #130,027
12/10/03 10:59:08 AM
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I dunno...
...the pillows seem a bit small for me ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
It goes in, it must come out.Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law
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Post #130,065
12/10/03 2:03:57 PM
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If she really said that...
...she has a very good publicist!
ROFL!
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Post #130,073
12/10/03 3:10:58 PM
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And, does the Paris Hilton...
... take deliveries in the rear?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #130,077
12/10/03 3:29:40 PM
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I heard they have a casino
Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
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Post #130,007
12/10/03 8:58:45 AM
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Got to be LRPD! (new thread)
Created as new thread #130006 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=130006|Got to be LRPD!]
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