Post #129,929
12/9/03 7:19:07 PM
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WhoTF IS PARIS HILTON?
AND WHY AM I CONSTANTLY GETTING SPAMMED ABOUT HER SEX TAPE?
ISN'T THERE ENOUGH SEX TO GO AROUND? HOW MUCH MORE FUCKING CAN THE WORLD WITHSTAND? IS IT NECESSARY TO SPAM ME 10 TIMES A DAY ABOUT SOME UNKNOWN INTERNET WHORE?
-drl
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Post #129,932
12/9/03 7:44:41 PM
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Well . . .
. . she's a little more than your standard Internet whore (filthy rich and all that), and the tape was suposedly stolen which adds to the alure, but just 10 spams? I get at least 80 PH Video spams a day. Haven't seen the tape myself, especially since I have no computers set up for streaming video.
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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Post #129,940
12/9/03 8:44:36 PM
12/10/03 10:17:19 AM
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She's richer than you are, and drunker than you are
She is the heiress to the Hilton fortune. That is Hilton, as in the hotels (among other properties).
She also has the bad taste to be reasonably attractive, a complete party animal, and to make videotapes of herself in bed with various men. She would like to think of herself as an actress and model. Given her fortune, some have obliged this delusion by giving her jobs. To complete the sad story, she had the bad luck that her private videotapes of herself got distributed over the Internet.
She has a younger sister named Nicky who is not as famous as her older sister, and has not had any sex tapes leaked.
Aren't you glad you asked? :-P
Cheers,
Ben
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
Edited by ben_tilly
Dec. 10, 2003, 10:17:19 AM EST
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Post #129,989
12/10/03 2:32:02 AM
12/10/03 10:48:53 AM
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Yes, I'm incredibly glad I asked! :-)
Edited by CRConrad
Dec. 10, 2003, 10:48:53 AM EST
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Post #130,130
12/10/03 8:33:44 PM
12/10/03 8:34:17 PM
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Ben, you've got him "googling" now ;-)
bcnu,
Mikem
Java, Junk. Both start with a "J", both have four letters. Coincidence? I think not.
Edited by mmoffitt
Dec. 10, 2003, 08:34:17 PM EST
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Post #130,146
12/10/03 9:11:28 PM
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Shrug. Bony. Stupid vacant stare. Blond. Fanned on 3 pitches
-drl
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Post #130,163
12/11/03 12:33:41 AM
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Probably not that long
An accident, no matter how horrible, can only hold someone's attention so long.
Cheers,
Ben
"good ideas and bad code build communities, the other three combinations do not"
- [link|http://archives.real-time.com/pipermail/cocoon-devel/2000-October/003023.html|Stefano Mazzocchi]
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Post #130,260
12/11/03 10:57:14 AM
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Probably 'ogling', too ;-)
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Post #129,951
12/9/03 9:46:11 PM
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Think.. the evanescent fame of being a nonentity, tho rich.
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Post #130,000
12/10/03 8:28:38 AM
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She was on SNL
Jimmy Fallon scored the first interview since the release of the tape. One of his questions was if they had a hotel in Paris. Yes.
So there really is a Paris Hilton?
That's right.
So ... how hard is it to get into the Paris Hilton? ===
Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #130,005
12/10/03 8:58:23 AM
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And where do you call to make reservations...?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #130,013
12/10/03 9:34:00 AM
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Are there blackout periods?
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #130,015
12/10/03 9:40:58 AM
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And does the Paris Hilton have proper bag handlers...
... or do you need to tip well to get good service in that respect?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #130,024
12/10/03 10:38:43 AM
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How many can fit into a room?
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
It goes in, it must come out.Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #130,026
12/10/03 10:55:57 AM
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Jimmy asked about that, too
She told him he'd probably think it was pretty roomy, but that most people find it cozy.
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #130,027
12/10/03 10:59:08 AM
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I dunno...
...the pillows seem a bit small for me ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
It goes in, it must come out.Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #130,065
12/10/03 2:03:57 PM
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If she really said that...
...she has a very good publicist!
ROFL!
jb4
"There are two ways for you to have lower Prescription-drug costs. One is you could hire Rush Limbaugh's housekeeper ... or you can elect me President."
John Kerry
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Post #130,073
12/10/03 3:10:58 PM
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And, does the Paris Hilton...
... take deliveries in the rear?
Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #130,077
12/10/03 3:29:40 PM
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I heard they have a casino
Liquor up front, poker in the rear.
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Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
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Post #130,007
12/10/03 8:58:45 AM
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Got to be LRPD! (new thread)
Created as new thread #130006 titled [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=130006|Got to be LRPD!]
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"There's nothing more nervous than a million dollars. It does not speak French, it does not speak English, it does not speak German and it moves very fast."
-- Jean Chretien
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Post #130,017
12/10/03 9:53:22 AM
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Because like it or not
a lot of people are obsessed by sex, and sex sells. So they spam everybody they can find about that tape or other products. Personally I don't get into sex and sex tapes myself. I only try to procreate with my wife. My days of looking at porn ended when I graduated from college back when I was a young man. I have no need for it now.
Yes she is a whore, but a very rich one at that.
"Lady I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" - Corbin Dallas "The Fifth Element"
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Post #130,160
12/10/03 10:58:13 PM
12/11/03 1:02:53 AM
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is there no lower limit to your banality?
Each time I think you've hit bottom—a record-setting ne plus ultra of sheer imbecilic vacuity—you contrive after a bit to achieve new depths. Before such superhuman attainments of sustained triviality one stands in something like awe.
[edit: repetetetetition]
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
Edited by rcareaga
Dec. 11, 2003, 01:02:53 AM EST
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Post #130,166
12/11/03 12:59:35 AM
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{Urp}
Now, now.. surely there is a positive side, polyannaically speaking. Shirley.
Karl Friedrich Gauss drew that famous curve. Outliers are necessary, to keep the curve pleasingly smooth (though hardly as artful as a bosom, say; well, math ain't got no cuth) -- otherwise it'd just be a funky parabola.
Not convincing..
Ok.. it's how chat groups Had to happen; why, they even have Names for these (and er average-lowerers/moderators). Which always conjures up for me - the graphite moderators, the cadmium control rods! under that stadium in Chi:
Fermi presiding.. maybe Bethe? standing by with an axe to cut the rope holding the main spoiler-rod suspended over the pile == only gravity needed to drop the sucker... Just in case. 'Moderated neutrons' are slowed-down to room-temp speed, a veritable stroll.
Which brings us back to chat rooms. Since every utterance is as valuable as every other, why - it don't matter no how about that sound and fury signifying -
Or: imagine what was going through the mind of Hypatia, as the vox populi headed for the Library. See: legions with torches led by Rev Foulwell, to root out Catcher in the Rye (and Tom Sawyer). Salts o'the Earth cha cha cha
(Hmmm.. did I just kill democracy as a viable plan?)
..where the women are strong and the men are beautiful and all the children are above average.
E Pluribus Unum!
Oh All Right: {Urp}
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Post #130,173
12/11/03 1:17:45 AM
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I think it was his
snide little "Yes she is a whore, but a very rich one at that" ... there doesn't seem to be any evidence that the heiress has ever shared the sweets of her gender in exchange for goods and services, given that she has been amply provided with these since birth. No, Norm used the term to disparage her as a loose woman, rather the way, as a female colleague once wryly observed, the term "slut" is used to mean "a woman who screws men other than me." This on top of the stupefyingly depressing image summoned up by his allusion to the solitary pleasures of the undergraduate Norm over the pages of Cycle Sluts or Wankers' Weekly ... it was all too much.
wearily,
Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist.
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Post #130,174
12/11/03 1:22:28 AM
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Stop it man!
That image need not be mentioned. Sort of like the "parents" image....just should remain unspoken.
shudder ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition
It goes in, it must come out.Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #130,188
12/11/03 2:18:46 AM
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Thou sayest
Not your ordinary Freudian slip, that.
You enumerated the very same ugly list I also expanded from that familiar shorthand; heard in every late-night preacher's ingrained misogyny, expressed all-aquiver. The Hoary OT: creator of dirty-bodies mindsets *for life*. Worse human plague than heroin.
(And not only do such nasty generalities mimic the nigger-word, they have the effect of reminding me: just how many of my Gramma's genes are out there buried inside .. until aus-blurted.) That is not a pleasant *reminder*.
Did I mention {ugh} ?
Norman: I can handle your ordinary insouciance, devoid as it is of all subtlety; but when you directly remind me of My Gramma! - then you've ante'd up for a taste of that foulness so casually splashed about.
Bon appetit. (I guess that's more polite than: Eat It.)
Ashton
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Post #130,212
12/11/03 9:08:38 AM
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OT: two notes on democracy from Discworld:
(misquoted, I am sure)
"Vimes liked the idea of having a vote. However, upon reflection, he realized the fatal flaw in the idea: if he, Vimes, has a vote, nothing can be done to prevent Nobby from having a vote, too".
"One man, one vote. I've seen the man, and he definitely has the vote."
--
"There's nothing more nervous than a million dollars. It does not speak French, it does not speak English, it does not speak German and it moves very fast."
-- Jean Chretien
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