Shocking, I say *shocking!*
Hast thou then, no Christian Charity, Senator.. none at all?
Wouldst inform a height-challenged tyke that, He Hath No Chance of becomimg a professional basketball player {and that, therefore; his life as he imagined it - Is Over?)
Wouldst interfere with | interrupt! the pheromonal interactions between the new-leather seats-smell and.. a salivating purchaser's choice of the 60-month or 84-month payoff of the 95% balance? (While Little Timmy's crutches need revarnishing)
Wouldst inform a Thuggee that, it is not Nice to burn the widow (for luck) on hubby's pyre? even if she doth receive a new sari for the occasion.
Wouldst Interfere with God's Will re the nailing of a local queer, causing cognitive dissonance within a Sincere Believer-in-Large-Manuals of behaviour?
If wouldst do any of these things, why Sir - Thee Be No Murican!
Mine breast is filled with Apprehensions and sorely troubled for thine future Tribulations,
Norman Vincent Peeled
PS - what's a "credit card"?
