So not only is the press filtering out all the good news, they are actually behind what few pitiful scraps of bad news are actually occurring!
You make a powerful case. Clearly, for Freedom™ and Truth™ (essential ingredients of the American Way™) to prevail, we must first effectively control all press in the entire affected area (say from Morocco to Indonesia).
I'm writing my Congressman right now! And I feel a moral imperative to send a few thousand letters to the editor on behalf of our troops as well!
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