with specimen dialogues (perhaps featuring a freshly captured, trussed-up Authentic PHB) -- illustrating how the minds of these folks function?
(Seems clear that one's ordinary processes of deduction are relatively useless in - imagining how one would perform via a broken methodology. This seems perilously close to one classic test for full-Consciousness BTW)
"Juggling two contradictory ideas at the same time"
- so I guess such a class wouldn't come cheap.. (especially if they don't dare let the specimen go, afterwards ;-)
HTH
Ashton
PS - 'disgusting' - that word comes to mind in most of these stories. Dumbth combined with Pride is .. umm unspeakable.