Gaudeamus Debian
Juvenes dum sumus
Then ol Karsten has the yen
Twits poor Ross for bein wuss
Post icundum
iuventutem
Those with SuSE
Tend to loose-y
Post molestam
senectutem
Red Hat fecund
Comes in second
Nos habebit humus.
Not to break that humerus.
:-\ufffd