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New Seems a really interesting dance
..but Shtupid! (in the Arte Johnson German-soldier Laugh In sense, natch)

Mutually exclusive zero-sum idjit game! (and yes yes, of course - seems the only One in this fucked-up nation-wide town). You guys therefore are.. ALL working with simpletons.. at the level of any "decision" making: because Those Are who run Murican bizness (to flog the obvious One More Time).

IF... the buzz-words get past filtering by the HR / cum wastebasket emptying Dept .?.
THEN... there are implications of er terminal Billyness-BS eating at the brain of the applicant - to the later cuth peruser of your screed!

So there is No Hope of displaying any earned er 'Truth' in your own advertising because EITHER the toy-software slugs OR the actual Pros shall take offense.

{sigh}

You. Poor. Bastards.

Reminds me of the perfect wry Maugam short story (once acted flawlessly by the immortal Sir Alec Guiness): The Verger ... with the world's longest shaggy-dog punchline -- if you're never gonna look it up and read this one, I'll give a synopsis; it's Good even when eviscerated ;-)

Condolences, Oh weary traveller who has even survived a Jobean incarceration within the putrefying belly of the very-Beast Itself! yet.. remained unusually sane-ish, did Not take your AK-47 to work on the last day. etc etc


Cheers too; Ya never Know..

Ashton
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
New We do something like that
Have a job opening for Unix admin (yes, I DID forward
the various resumes I currently have).

Speaking of which: Box, check your email at tsiconnections.com.

The long haired hippy looking admin does a tech proofing.
He always asks:

What is the best operating system?

Any single answer at all is major points against you.

If you truly believe there is a "best", no matter what the task
(task was not defined), then you are incompetent to admin in
a heterogenous environment. If you don't believe there is a best,
but make one up to try to game the interview, you are lying and
can't be trusted.

     Updated resume. Please critique. - (inthane-chan) - (24)
         Bullet the blue skies - (deSitter) - (8)
             Interesting. - (inthane-chan) - (7)
                 Figures :) - (deSitter) - (5)
                     Hey, my dad's been wrong before... - (inthane-chan) - (4)
                         Since it's HTML - (deSitter) - (3)
                             All text. - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                                 My solution to that is... - (kmself) - (1)
                                     Well, yeah, that's the sensible solution... - (inthane-chan)
                 You know the audience... - (gdaustin)
         M$ specific quotes and apostrophes - (broomberg) - (3)
             Where? - (inthane-chan) - (2)
                 No quotes, only apostrophes - (broomberg) - (1)
                     Fixed. - (inthane-chan)
         Critique - (broomberg) - (1)
             Great point. - (inthane-chan)
         Final update made to resume. - (inthane-chan) - (6)
             Explain what you mean by the Novell VS AD statement - (broomberg) - (5)
                 OK, just reread the job description - (broomberg) - (4)
                     The reasoning behind my statement. - (inthane-chan) - (3)
                         Makes sense - (broomberg)
                         Seems a really interesting dance - (Ashton) - (1)
                             We do something like that - (broomberg)
         Re: Updated resume. Please critique. - (qstephens) - (1)
             Normally that would be the case. - (inthane-chan)

That exact plan? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
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