..but Shtupid! (in the Arte Johnson German-soldier Laugh In sense, natch)
Mutually exclusive zero-sum idjit game! (and yes yes, of course - seems the only One in this fucked-up nation-wide town). You guys therefore are.. ALL working with simpletons.. at the level of any "decision" making: because Those Are who run Murican bizness (to flog the obvious One More Time).
IF... the buzz-words get past filtering by the HR / cum wastebasket emptying Dept .?.
THEN... there are implications of er terminal Billyness-BS eating at the brain of the applicant - to the later cuth peruser of your screed!
So there is No Hope of displaying any earned er 'Truth' in your own advertising because EITHER the toy-software slugs OR the actual Pros shall take offense.
{sigh}
You. Poor. Bastards.
Reminds me of the perfect wry Maugam short story (once acted flawlessly by the immortal Sir Alec Guiness): The Verger ... with the world's longest shaggy-dog punchline -- if you're never gonna look it up and read this one, I'll give a synopsis; it's Good even when eviscerated ;-)
Condolences, Oh weary traveller who has even survived a Jobean incarceration within the putrefying belly of the very-Beast Itself! yet.. remained unusually sane-ish, did Not take your AK-47 to work on the last day. etc etc
Cheers too; Ya never Know..
Ashton