No not that .com, the old DOS executable one. Apparently when you print to Distiller (a program that creates PDF files via a Windows printer driver among other methods), and it asks for a file name, if you supply an extension it overrides the default .pdf instead of tacking on the .pdf to whatever you enter. This has entertaining consequences when an employee supplies the name somecomany.com (yes that .com). Acrobat then saves the PDF as somecompany.com instead of somecompany.com.pdf) and runs it. You then get either an empty DOS box and a message about inadequate conventional memory (Win98), or a DOS box will flash by briefly and nothing else happens (W2K).
It would appear that Distiller "runs" the file and relies on whatever file association Windows supplies rather than running Acrobat with the filename as a parameter.
The fact that the DOS box's title was "somecompany" also hinted at the solution.
We're going to be stuck with filename extensions for a thousand years, aren't we?