The button said:
186,000 Miles Per Second:
It's not just a good idea, it's The Law.
It was a prety funny joke at the time, but you kind of had to be there for it to make any sense. And "there" wasn't Germany, hence the problem...
The good news: I was smuggling art. I delivered the cargo intact and on schedule.
The bad news: My contact took me to the opera that night and I fell asleep. Missed whatever it was that got the audience on their feet booing. Contact would only tell me it was a piece of modernity that was entirely out of place on a traditional stage.