You know, I'd been toying recently with the notion of mailing a bag of pRetzels to the pResident--the idea being to send the clear message of "I wish you were dirtnapping" without actually saying that, which gets you unpleasant interviews at home and the workplace with the new Department of Homeland Security-based (and therefore the surlier for having their Civil Service protections withdrawn) USSS--but it occurred to me that in the present climate it would be taken not merely as a threat but as an actual attempt on the twit's worthless life. Cravenly, fearing prosecution for thoughtcrime, I set the undertaking aside.

cordially,