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Post #95,879
by Another Scott
4/10/03 5:15:27 PM
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New Hilarious.
From here - [link|http://facts4god.faithweb.com/thelist.html|http://facts4god.fai....com/thelist.html] - nicht war?

Cheers,
Scott.
Post #95,883
by rcareaga
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4/10/03 5:28:33 PM
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New Re: Hilarious.
Hilarious, indeed...and yet, so true. For example:

392. ARGUMENT FROM SURVIVAL OF THE STUPID

1) Norman and Jason have been posting for a couple of years now.
2) And yet, there's no possible way that anyone THAT fucking stupid could survive more than an hour without supernatural assistance.
3) It's a miracle!
4) Therefore, God exists.

I don't know who this Jason guy is, though.

cordially,

"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
Post #95,914
by Ashton
4/10/03 9:15:36 PM
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New Prolly a different pair
For ex. our Norman is mainly deranged - a result of years of hi-profit HMO pharm-chem, the poor person's Soylent-$. But then, lots of us are deranged; take me for an example - without those occasional R&Rs at crucial moments, in civilized oases.. why, my sentence structure might be illegible!

To a Waterfoul

Writing mindfully

of attention spans extant

hippocampus lame

This is known as a freebie..
Pile-on, you miserable curs.
Post #95,915
by Ashton
4/10/03 9:26:56 PM
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New Ja Mitgeliebter der link-isches.
     Norman norman norman - come to me my son, harken ... - (dmarker) - (24) - April 10, 2003, 04:32:43 AM EDT
         Except that - (Ashton) - April 10, 2003, 05:23:01 AM EDT
         I know God - (orion) - (1) - April 10, 2003, 10:48:25 AM EDT
             Whose (g)od 'him' - keep lookin' -NT - (dmarker) - April 10, 2003, 05:01:28 PM EDT
         Ah, good ol' proof by assertion... - (tseliot) - (20) - April 10, 2003, 01:24:50 PM EDT
             But I nicked the final lines from great philosophers :-) -NT - (dmarker) - April 10, 2003, 05:04:56 PM EDT
             Antebellum cerebellum then - - (Ashton) - (4) - April 10, 2003, 05:06:43 PM EDT
                 Hilarious. - (Another Scott) - (3) - April 10, 2003, 05:15:27 PM EDT
                     Re: Hilarious. - (rcareaga) - (1) - April 10, 2003, 05:28:33 PM EDT
                         Prolly a different pair - (Ashton) - April 10, 2003, 09:15:36 PM EDT
                     Ja Mitgeliebter der link-isches. -NT - (Ashton) - April 10, 2003, 09:26:56 PM EDT
             Re: Ah, good ol' proof by assertion... - (deSitter) - (13) - April 10, 2003, 10:08:50 PM EDT
                 Inside & | Outside - artificial boundary -NT - (Ashton) - April 10, 2003, 10:18:23 PM EDT
                 what IS is - (boxley) - (11) - April 10, 2003, 10:50:40 PM EDT
                     ..only in our minds. - (Ashton) - (4) - April 11, 2003, 01:07:10 AM EDT
                         since we are all little trogdylytes - (boxley) - April 11, 2003, 09:02:47 AM EDT
                         Lola's papa weighs in - (rcareaga) - (2) - April 11, 2003, 09:26:55 AM EDT
                             Or as another 'wag' put it, - (Ashton) - (1) - April 12, 2003, 09:49:51 PM EDT
                                 ICLRPD (new thread) - (boxley) - April 12, 2003, 09:53:49 PM EDT
                     On the path to God - (dmarker) - (5) - April 11, 2003, 06:54:10 PM EDT
                         But to possess that knowledge without - (Ashton) - (4) - April 12, 2003, 06:10:32 AM EDT
                             Am assuming from the Vedas ? - (dmarker) - (3) - April 12, 2003, 04:44:18 PM EDT
                                 Re: Am assuming from the Vedas ? - (Ashton) - (2) - April 12, 2003, 09:23:40 PM EDT
                                     Re: Am assuming from the Vedas ? - (rcareaga) - (1) - April 13, 2003, 01:25:11 AM EDT
                                         The fez is familiar but .. - (Ashton) - April 13, 2003, 02:14:46 AM EDT

I invited her up to my place for a little midnight bait. I said, "Come on, baby. It'll only take a few minnows." She threw me that same old line: "Not tonight, I've got a haddock."
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