When what's needed is to remind these namby pamby By-Your-Leave Maam Royals about stuff like ...
Just spell the name that sounds like "Chumley", for us.
Then pronounce Worcestershire for us. [fo-ne-ti-cal-ly]
What side of the road do you drive those Humber Snipes on?
Identify what public conveyance once carried the sign,
Drinka Pinta Milka Day
And THEY'RE talkin bout spelin - and don't know a boot from a trunk!
Oooh I get so tyred of all That --
(As fer you, Box - when yer talkin to real Toffs, ya button yer lip on them depraved pastimes from the Okefenokee. They don't wanna hear How you sound, talkin outta yer arse - Got It?)