Chaired by, say Cthulhu - nobody messes with Paul Lazzaro - so it'll be an Orderly Meeting.

Mohammed, The Buddha (inCarnated in that sort of \ufffdthereal not-quite 'meaty' State), Jesus, Zoroaster - and a few others they invite.

Agenda: Simple - time to knock off all this I'm Numbah One!! crap and get down to shepherding them cockamamie sheep - who seem ever heading for that 30,000' drop at the end of the meadow (or mall, nowadays) where they be grazin, chewin cuds and spoutin Inflammatory Dares about: Who Goes First.

This stuff was old 1000 years ago - a mere augenblicht fer you SuperDuper-types - but it's gettin &^$#$ downright NUTZO here on the prison-planet. Enough Already!

That's it: Gawds! Stand Up and knock off panderin to the fragile and malleable Egos in yer flocks. It ain't worthy of Superior Beings\ufffd - and You Know That. Quit pissin around with the mondo mental cases we gots by the millions -- and start bringin Home to Valhalla: some o yer Loudest-mouthed Spokes-beast Agitators. {Sheesh}


Thanks Guys/Gawds [and you seem All to BE 'GUYS' == What's With THAT ???]



Ashton

Vigilant, without the e on the end

[link|http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=abattoir&db=*| abattoir]-game which we seem unable to kick. After Dubya and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse finish rampaging through Saddam's bailiwick - and the Sunnis & Shiites decide whether to off each other next? or join forces to off the multiple Christian franchises? or the Israelis via Pakistan or India AND the Israelis via ____?

Then we'll have another decade or so of young kids groomed for suicide by devout trainers and readied for other missions of mischief - only better equipped with more-nicely miniaturized Corporate bomblets; Nintendo-controlled so they can bomb multiple times before the final pass to the virgins.

Only solution I can see on horizon is a Summit Meeting. Change the rules for all players:

No more claiming One Gawd and She's Ours - on pain of stake-burning or crucifixion (offender's choice). Anything less than ~this: more of the same, ad nauseum. We kick the habit of Exclusivity or watch the heaped dead burned bodies on Tee Vee \ufffd l\ufffd Vietnam - over and over and over. I see Mass Stupidity and I'd like to see instead, a massive clue X four self-administered (if any adults still around.. recall what Shame feels like). If that constitutes 'annoyance'? - You betcha.

There's a billion or more out there who are just as disgusted with the priestly game and its mindless repetitive record. We thus-far haven't built any huge meeting halls and elected idols: but just maybe... if That's what it Takes, finally?

Got a better idea?


Ashton