At the mumbledy-umpth reunion of the Gettysburg veterans (both sides), a heated argument broke out between an erstwhile Reb and Yank, both in their 80s, resulting in one being stabbed in the neck with a dinner fork and seriously injured. Imagine, in the blush of youth, facing massed muskets and double canister at close range, coming through unscathed, and then being killed by tableware.