Prairie Home Companion's

Post #47,282 by Ashton 7/28/02 4:53:59 PM Reply	Prairie Home Companion's -joke day- Patient: "Everyone in the office has come down with something." Dr: Staph infection? Patient: "Doctor, everytime I pee, nickels & dimes come out" Dr: Not to worry - you're going through the change. (Jewish) An embryo isn't viable til it graduates from medical school (New York) I'm watchin these two guys tryin to steal an old lady's purse. She ain't doin too bad either, but I finally decide to step in.. (Y'know, it didn't take long for the three of us to get the purse.) (Men) Woman sees two hearses and about a hundred women following behind. She asks one, "excuse me but.. what's going on?". Answer - a woman's dog caught her husband with a mistress and killed 'em both. Woman asks, "any chance I could borrow that dog a while?" Answer - get in line. (M$ !) Bill Gates has just gotten married. Wife says.. OK now I now why you called it Micro soft (M$ !!) How many M/sloth technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to get the bulb, 4 to screw it into the faucet. He's the #1 laxative salesman! ..but he's just a regular guy. Is it premarital sex .. if you weren't planning to be married? Compulsive talker? Try: On and on anon (Men, what women hate about them) They're self-centered, ignore you, come and go whenever, lie around and eat, don't communicate well ... Everything a woman loves.. in a cat. Marriage: a means of avoiding arguments with strangers.
Post #47,318 by boxley 7/29/02 10:06:33 AM Reply	you forgot how do you circumcise a whale 4 skin divers :) always a favorite show. thanx, bill ."Once, in the wilds of Afghanistan, I had to subsist on food and water for several weeks." W.C. Fields
Post #47,360 by drewk 7/29/02 1:33:14 PM Reply	Thought I told about my Mom-In-Law trying to tell that one She heard that one at work, came home and tried to tell it. No one got it. She asked at work the next day what was wrong and they asked her exactly what she'd said. She told it again and they roared with laughter. She said, "See, they just didn't get it." They told her, "No, Nancy. The punchline is not, 'Three scuba divers.'" === Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978\|Andrew Grygus]
Post #47,448 by static 7/30/02 8:39:40 AM Reply	ROFL! Like Granny Weatherwax in "Witches Abroad" with the Alligator Sandwich gag. "... and make it quick!" er "... and make it fast!" um... :-) Wade. "Ah. One of the difficult questions."
Post #47,453 by drewk 7/30/02 9:31:58 AM Reply	Missed that one, care to explain? === Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978\|Andrew Grygus]
Post #47,551 by static 7/31/02 12:05:07 AM Reply	Well I presume you know it is a PTerry Discworld novel. Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg and Magrat Garlick have hied themselves off to the far-off city of Genua for the Purposes of Narration. Once there, there are interesting problems regarding food and accomodation, but for reasons unclear, in one of the places offering the former, Granny decides she knows a joke and proceeds to tell it. It's the Alligator Sandwich joke but she doesn't understand why it's funny - just that it is. Unsurprisingly, she therefore misremembers the punchline. :-) The correct punchline is "...and make it snappy!" just in case you don't remember it. (-: Wade. "Ah. One of the difficult questions."

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