Guns: The conditions that existed when the Second Amendment was passed have changed. It no longer makes sense to have the number of high-capacity guns in society that we have. Fuck you! You can't take them! We need to defend ourselves! From who? From you! From the government! From immigrants and minori- ... From the government! You said that twice, and it doesn't make any sense. Fuck you!
Cheese: Yes please! More more more more. Cheese oppresses poor sentient creatures. Don't you care about - No. Fuck you. Shut up.
Money: When I get rich I don't want you taxing it all away from me. [giggle ... No shut up guys.] Yeah, that's right. Don't tax the rich because that would make us shut down our businesses and put you out of a job. [snicker]
Jesus: He's our lord and savior and I'll kill anyone who disagrees. But didn't he preach love, peace, and acceptance? You just made the list!
Bacon: Crispy! Chewy! Crispy! Chewy! Facon. Eww! Eww!
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Cheese: Yes please! More more more more. Cheese oppresses poor sentient creatures. Don't you care about - No. Fuck you. Shut up.
Money: When I get rich I don't want you taxing it all away from me. [giggle ... No shut up guys.] Yeah, that's right. Don't tax the rich because that would make us shut down our businesses and put you out of a job. [snicker]
Jesus: He's our lord and savior and I'll kill anyone who disagrees. But didn't he preach love, peace, and acceptance? You just made the list!
Bacon: Crispy! Chewy! Crispy! Chewy! Facon. Eww! Eww!
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