BOTH ~~ "looked into Putin's limpid? steely!? ..Dead??? eyes and saw: I. Can. Trust. This. Hunk Guy."
("cha. cha. cha." ... just won't DO on this scale of adolescent-fantasy + Nuke codes)
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Y'know ... at this stage in his Daily-Asshole-Show I believe that what he really WANTS is:

His Mommy to feed him (with that Platinum spoon.)