Ah the joys of defining Trust
in which the cockamamie idea of mere Trustworthy Computing From Micro$loth [!!!] ... pales into the insignificant (though amusing!) doggerel it is.
(Imagine a Bal-lock\ufffd Honesty Insurance Lock LARGE enough to contain the diseased egos of a Billy n'Bally.)
Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle..