it's too fucking-sensible!

A common conundrum here, of course--but in this case, n-thousands have framed their entire strategy around intransigence, and (I merely suppose)
some legions are in this in order to Win-over-them, not merely be pronounced "Right"-er. Or {shudder} "Equals".

On the ballot, I'd bet this would win in many States.. even U.S. ones; maybe enough?
(We should not here discuss "Diet Marriage", to complete the flavorful panache.)