Women are really attracted to murderers.

How many lady lawyers have ended up falling in love with their clients, springing them out and running off with them? Ok, so just a few of those.

How many women have insisted on marrying guys on death row who they'd never actually met? Happens fairly often.

How many women do we read about in the newspapers, killed or beaten senseless because they choose to be with violent men? Happens every day.

Now, if I could just set up as a vampire who sucks women dry, then they'd be crawling all over me!

"It's so Romantic!"