There ain't no such thing..
Hell, even Microsloth {ugh} is entitled to be an occasional victim of a bad copywriter! though I agree with the point raised near end - after such an error, there must be immediate posting of an explanation / disclaimer.
But pushing to get a Free 1\ufffd Laptop.. is simple greed, whether M$-Greed or the normal, lesser daily-kind.
{Sheesh}
Ashton