Had those Funding Mothers dealt with their testosterone-crazed Libertard husbands properly!
The umm, 'USK' would have been spared this perpetual Southern-State-Retardomania ... for Evah.
Countless stupid internal skirmishes Saved! ==moot.

(Even WW-II quite Different: with the UK + USK aligned from the get-go):
No need for that unfortunate PM, hat-in-hand, to slobber all over Herr Schicklgruber/Austrian Corporal.
Just inform the sociopath that, should his goose-stepping minions ever cross any borders, just lookin fer lebensraum:
The Colonies will make their infamous '88s obsolete overnight, will place him in a cage,
let Barnum & Bailey parade His Naziness through circuses--in every small USK town:
make him eat beef/no veggies at all. (Only one swastika allowed: tattooed on his ass.)


(See, I was borned-to-be a Remedial Statesman, as one can plainly deduce.)