(have special knowledge) You can tell stories (and observe KISS.)
And.. you were *there*
(And besides, Muricans are fascinated seeing serial killers / or / banker-finance people in delicto flagrante.)
er, qed
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making
decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay
no price for being wrong."
--Thomas Sowell