Phone at the moment, gotta follow protocol and not piss anyone off.
90 minutes of "This is the project and the 5 areas of concern" countered with:
"Yeah, that is interesting and here is how I already did it at past jobs"
and "That task is so much fun I'd do it for free if I didn't know how much my skills were worth". And I wasn't kidding.
Working my way up the food chain as we speak.