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FLASH
This Date, Friday the 13th 2033:
Today, as the DC temperature topped 115 F for the sixth day, and the electric grid dropped twice (before lunch) there was formal agreement to alter the filibuster rule
AND formally acknowledge that: iggerant homo-saps, abetted by greedy entrepreneurs and highly manipulable fantasy-prone consumers:..Have KIlled Us All.. but s l o w l y . . .