you Upgrade, K?

Hey.. want a faster Tek? Maybe even a mint 7854; 400+ MHz (more like 510 pSec Tr, this specimen)
and fastest-sweep digital storage, plus programmable manipulation unto Rube Goldberg territory.
(If also.. s l o w sample-rate by today's obsessive standards.)
I broke a CAL seal to check for loose boards, on receipt. Of course, not a one Was (loose.)

Gotta find homes for the elite stuff, soon: Murica only trains-up bizness droids now; Science is too hard.
(Tykes still imagine to retire with Ferrari by age-30 ... via a few keystrokes in the Financial Ponzi Game,
still believe all the Free Money shall be coming back (to them) -- like before.
They also call this automatic process, which they deserve, nay expect: 'work'. Fancy that.

;^>