I notice that the report is framed in weasel-words. "It is reported." Have any women actually been found bearing boob bombs? They have not. Any plastique-bearing implants ready for installation recovered from raids on terrorist clinics? Uh-uh. Beep's credulity at level "Red?" You betcha.

Undetectable? Think about the technology of plastic explosive detonation for a bit, and get back to us.