Nation wide lunacy as high fructose corn syrup wreaks the terminal phase of umm, neuron modification?

I mean.. get enough 'OR' axons to emulate 'AND' axons and who knows What bizarre mental processes would be spawned. Think: same substitution in Windoze source code. Say.

(Got a better explanation for the Death of Language?)



Meanwhile, there's Charlie Rose, a bastion of sane interviewing: yet sponsored Mightily by Coca Cola! -- mass evangelist for the stuff that rots grade-school minds (but in Mexico, you can buy the substance sweetened with Real Sugar. Hmmmm.) Brain hurts. We're not even funny anymore; it's degenerated into --> pathetic.