1. 1955 Nash Metropolitan
2. 1948 MG TC roadster - traded to uncle for Jag.
3. 1961 Jaguar XK150 coupe - destroyed by a red light runner from NJ.
4. 1954 Jaguar XK120 roadster.
5. 1965 Jaguar 3.8 liter MK II
6. 1977 Toyota Celica hatch-back
7. 1983 Toyota wagon - crashed.
8. 1993 Ford Escort wagon - disintegrated in use.
9. 1997 Saturn wagon.

The Saturn is still in great shape after more use than destroyed the Escort, and I'm pretty sure its the best handling car I've had - holds the road like glue.