Why, there's no ...
Chuckie Cheese, no Walmart, no freeway, no skyscrapers, no motels/no roads, no sports palaces, no golf Clubs, no antennas, no Assemblies of various gods, no billboards, no well-marked toxic dumps ... apparently no/few? homo-saps Either!
Ah, I See.
Break a leg.. maybe the bad audio is a +
(Lake Eeerie?)