Can procrastinate further, collating all the little paper summaries, one/book - of bitchin one-liners.
And it's Searchable! (I saved more, though..)

Jingo - the perfectly attuned Ref for the Cabal's next tack, complete with the mind of a 10 yo; no need to read newspaper.

(Surely the highest-evolved creature be The Librarian!) cf. Sourcery