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New Ahh, industry standard
We get audited occasionally.
Real security gurus.
Hah!

They want to know why we don't have virus scanning software on our Linux systems.

Fucking idiots.

We have been forced to install ClamAV on 100% isolated linux systems - no email, no Samba, etc, so we can nod and say we have virus scanning on our Linux boxes.

And then we have the reverse, to most stupid stuff on our windows systems. And the Windows admin pulls out the MS tech bulletin that tells him to do it. So they nod, and tell us OK.
New Had an audit like that once
They said we really should have some file and print servers. And email servers. They said we should have lots of things. Things that we actually did have. But they were on the three monster Novell boxes. The ones they completely ignored. Their entire evaluation was written on the basis that the two NT4 boxes that ran the document management system represented the entire network.
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     Dim bulbs at lowes.com - (admin) - (5)
         More than likely... - (Yendor) - (1)
             There was another line telling me to respond... - (admin)
         Ahh, industry standard - (broomberg) - (1)
             Had an audit like that once - (drewk)
         This is why you're supposed to use a unique password. - (static)

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