I'm thinking of starting a website
assholerecruiter.com
maybe idiotrecruiter.com
Where I will post all the emails that are nothing like my clearly specified target position. Then I'll just reply with a link to their entry.
[link|http://www.blackbagops.net|Black Bag Operations Log]
[link|http://www.objectiveclips.com|Artificial Intelligence]
[link|http://www.badpage.info/seaside/html|Scrutinizer]