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by jb4
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1/16/06 6:17:04 PM
1/16/06 6:17:45 PM
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New Two problems:
1) Too big to fit on a business card (or little placard that sits on his desk)

2) Truth in Advertising act prohibits this...there's too much truth in it.


Except for that, /me likes!
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT

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Two problems:
1) too big to fit on a business card (or little plackard that sits on his desk

2) Truth in Advertising act prohibits this...there's too much truth in it.
jb4
shrub●bish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT

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     Need a new job title - (broomberg) - (36) - Jan. 16, 2006, 03:50:15 PM EST
         Chief -NT - (bepatient) - (2) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:03:33 PM EST
             As in "Commander-in-"? -NT - (jb4) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:15:35 PM EST
             I second that - IT Chief -NT - (warmachine) - Jan. 18, 2006, 05:47:30 AM EST
         director IT Engineering - (boxley) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:21:04 PM EST
         Have someone else pick it. Delegate *SOMETHING* -NT - (hnick) - (1) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:21:12 PM EST
             He is. To us. -NT - (Yendor) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:27:49 PM EST
         How about ... - (drewk) - (1) - Jan. 16, 2006, 04:50:54 PM EST
             Two problems: - (jb4) - Jan. 16, 2006, 06:17:45 PM EST
         Check IBM's listings. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Jan. 16, 2006, 05:07:00 PM EST
             Throw an "Enterprise" in there somewhere -NT - (drewk) - Jan. 16, 2006, 05:30:52 PM EST
         How 'bout Director of Information Efficiency? - (jake123) - Jan. 16, 2006, 05:40:32 PM EST
         Keep em coming - (broomberg) - (4) - Jan. 16, 2006, 08:50:39 PM EST
             Head Mentor of Information Changes - (boxley) - (2) - Jan. 16, 2006, 09:00:00 PM EST
                 I dunno - (broomberg) - (1) - Jan. 16, 2006, 09:28:10 PM EST
                     In that case, you need a proper title to justify the balance - (boxley) - Jan. 16, 2006, 09:44:42 PM EST
             Lord High Everything Else -NT - (tuberculosis) - Jan. 16, 2006, 10:16:48 PM EST
         Earl of Scooby - (Yendor) - Jan. 16, 2006, 10:23:49 PM EST
         Research - (Steve Lowe) - Jan. 16, 2006, 10:58:33 PM EST
         What is your current title? -NT - (ben_tilly) - (7) - Jan. 17, 2006, 04:15:59 AM EST
             Seems to bounce around a bit - (broomberg) - (6) - Jan. 17, 2006, 07:56:27 PM EST
                 Then "Senior Systems Architect" -NT - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Jan. 17, 2006, 08:59:28 PM EST
                     *Enterprise* Systems Architect - (drewk) - (4) - Jan. 18, 2006, 08:59:22 AM EST
                         OH I LIKE! - (broomberg) - (3) - Jan. 18, 2006, 06:30:25 PM EST
                             OMG you are such a geek -NT - (drewk) - Jan. 18, 2006, 06:45:03 PM EST
                             stay away from the red shirts... -NT - (cforde) - Jan. 19, 2006, 01:12:23 AM EST
                             "Primary Cogitator Mentat" -NT - (CRConrad) - Jan. 19, 2006, 06:44:28 AM EST
         Need a two-parter - (drewk) - (1) - Jan. 17, 2006, 12:29:15 PM EST
             Very nice. -NT - (Another Scott) - Jan. 17, 2006, 01:47:17 PM EST
         IT Philosopher-King, - (Silverlock) - (1) - Jan. 17, 2006, 02:04:34 PM EST
             Towel Boy -NT - (drewk) - Jan. 17, 2006, 02:30:46 PM EST
         Senior Network Application Systems Analyst -NT - (folkert) - (2) - Jan. 17, 2006, 10:15:29 PM EST
             no, no, no.. - (Steve Lowe) - (1) - Jan. 17, 2006, 10:24:57 PM EST
                 Senior N.A.S.A. - (folkert) - Jan. 17, 2006, 10:27:41 PM EST
         Enterprise System Architect - (gdaustin) - Jan. 18, 2006, 12:32:35 AM EST
         Re: Need a new job title - (andread) - (1) - Jan. 19, 2006, 01:31:43 PM EST
             Vice President In Charge of being Vice President In Charge - (jb4) - Jan. 20, 2006, 10:14:53 AM EST

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