Doesn't exactly have to be "quick", either...
Les'see, say I've been wanting some since I turned 18 (actually, it's definitely longer than that, but just to draw the line *somewhere*... Legally coming of age should be significant enough...) Anyway, I'll be 38 in a couple of months, so I've been waiting for just about twenty years. Some slow-fuse twenty-two-year cash, perhaps... Please? Somebody? Anybody? Bueller?
(The omniscient LRPD is telling me to get a catapult and rob somebody, I notice: "Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!")
Christian R. Conrad
The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything