Not as sad as it sounds....
First of all, if you've never attended a Macworld keynote you might not understand.
Second, when I say 'camping out', I actually mean showing up an hour or two before the store opens and hanging out with my iPod and a book. My major motivation is the fact that there are very few seats available in the store's 'theater' and if I don't snag one, I'll be standing for two hours.
I can't afford to attend Macworld (even if I could get the week off from work). However, the new term doesn't start until 1/8, so it's not like I have to take the day off to watch the keynote.
Tom Sinclair
Speaker-to-Suits
Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the
machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said,
3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely
to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly,
absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the
manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be
allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to
treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would
result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very
thin watches.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)