Post #22,303
12/22/01 7:36:28 PM
|
What do you call a small army in the Shire?
A force of Hobbit.
Have fun, Carl Forde
|
Post #22,305
12/22/01 8:59:11 PM
|
Did you Orcastrate that?
|
Post #22,345
12/23/01 5:56:20 PM
|
That's beneath you.
Such short, hairy puns...
Wade.
"All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
|
Post #22,347
12/23/01 6:18:28 PM
|
Gollum.. I be sorry :(
|
Post #22,351
12/23/01 8:02:23 PM
|
Nah...
You won't get in without the right response, friend. :-)
Wade, who wonders just how far we can bend this.
"All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
|
Post #22,363
12/24/01 3:12:26 AM
|
These pun wars are getting hobbitual.
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
|
Post #22,364
12/24/01 4:18:45 AM
|
Bomb(adil)s Away!____________(I'm Mordorifed To say)
|
Post #22,365
12/24/01 5:12:28 AM
|
No point in going half(ling)-way. er...
"All around me are nothing but fakes Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
|
Post #22,381
12/24/01 2:29:51 PM
|
As a creature of Hobbit, what a way to ring in the new year?
What a cliffhanger, what a Gandalf concept! It really Stings me to hear such a thing. Things of shadow and fire, that make a wizard vanish?
"Before Christmas it is 'Ho ho ho', after Christmas it is 'Owe owe owe'" - Santa Norm
|
Post #22,384
12/24/01 6:58:00 PM
|
Yes, but they've got a nice ring to them
...just don't let it be binding....
-- Karsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com] What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?
|
Post #22,390
12/24/01 11:40:07 PM
|
Sauron't you the one who orc-estrated this?
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
|
Post #22,393
12/25/01 12:39:12 AM
|
Ok, I guess I did have a Smaug look on my face
-- Karsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com] What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?
|
Post #22,394
12/25/01 1:49:19 AM
|
Long as no one gets Aragorn-ant about it..
|
Post #22,398
12/25/01 9:50:54 AM
|
Saruman, but this is getting ridiculous.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
|
Post #22,399
12/25/01 11:53:21 AM
|
You should be ashamed of your-elves.
Gimli a minute, and I'll think of some moredor...
Regards,
-scott anderson
|
Post #22,401
12/25/01 1:06:54 PM
|
This thread is on its last Legolas.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
|
Post #22,404
12/25/01 4:47:12 PM
|
Sounds to me as if y'all's Baggins for mercy
-- Karsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com] What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?
|
Post #22,416
12/25/01 8:48:20 PM
|
Gimli a break.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
|
Post #22,417
12/25/01 8:53:16 PM
|
Gah! The Gimli one's been used! I was caught off Isengard.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
|
Post #22,425
12/25/01 11:24:55 PM
|
Just Beren grin it...
Or is that grin and Bear it...
Regards,
-scott anderson
|
Post #22,431
12/26/01 10:13:42 AM
|
If, .... Arwen this get's read, just ignore it.
When I visit the aquarium, the same thought keeps running through my mind; Leemmmooonnn, Buuttteerrr, MMMmmmmmm good!
|
Post #22,443
12/26/01 2:29:04 PM
12/26/01 2:30:18 PM
|
What are you all Tolkien about?
Alex
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
Edited by a6l6e6x
Dec. 26, 2001, 02:30:18 PM EST
|
Post #22,444
12/26/01 2:46:18 PM
12/26/01 2:55:26 PM
|
Nothing but bad puns... and I'm Bored of the Things.
Regards,
-scott anderson
Edited by admin
Dec. 26, 2001, 02:55:26 PM EST
|
Post #22,445
12/26/01 3:21:04 PM
|
Ent-ropy will set in on little furry feet..
|
Post #22,475
12/27/01 9:42:44 AM
|
Hey, was that a Frodoian slip?
We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html|Thomas Friedman]
|
Post #22,476
12/27/01 9:51:11 AM
|
I'm not telling...
Or O'd Ruin the joke...
Regards,
-scott anderson
|
Post #22,478
12/27/01 9:57:39 AM
|
OT: Turn off the computer and back away slowly
Dude, don't you ever unhook? I don't think I've ever replied to one of yours that I didn't see a response within 10 minutes. Do you have a wireless modem hardwired into your head or something?
We have to fight the terrorists as if there were no rules and preserve our open society as if there were no terrorists. -- [link|http://www.nytimes.com/2001/04/05/opinion/BIO-FRIEDMAN.html|Thomas Friedman]
|
Post #22,480
12/27/01 10:03:42 AM
|
Re: OT: Turn off the computer and back away slowly
You just happened to catch me in my morning forum read. :-)
But yeah, I use zIWT as a "fidget" command... if I'm compiling something or just thinking something through, I'll blip through and see if something's new.
But anyway, let's get back to the puns, even though they're about as much fun as a gloin injury...
Regards,
-scott anderson
|
Post #22,498
12/27/01 11:59:43 AM
|
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your modem
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." -- Donald Knuth
|
Post #22,513
12/27/01 4:00:43 PM
|
Save yer Elbereth.. the sheep shall be Shired!
|
Post #22,527
12/27/01 6:02:53 PM
|
Gil-Galad we agree.
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
|
Post #22,651
12/28/01 8:17:25 PM
|
Haven't seen LOTR, I'm still OneRing what yer on about
On and on and on and on, and on and on and on goes John.
|
Post #22,653
12/28/01 8:49:38 PM
|
Don't get Tol kien on it; you might forget yours-elf..
|
Post #22,660
12/28/01 9:58:11 PM
|
Elrond away...orc you gimli sum a-dat pippin hot popcorn.
|
Post #22,689
12/29/01 5:48:21 PM
|
Saw that advertised on a Bilboard!
|
Post #22,721
12/30/01 8:14:11 PM
|
how elvish trying to make money on LOR
My Dreams aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
|