I could do the same but choose not to. I have broke bread with extremely rich, extremely poor and lotsa folk in between even a minor royal or two, they all wipe their asses with their hand (and an absorbant something of course) and it is clearly denoted so in their speech. The ones that think they are class are obviously not. A lot of rich people do have class of course, so do a lot of dead poor folks.
thanx,
bill