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Post #206,146
by bepatient
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5/5/05 7:01:53 PM
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New Repeat after me...
"Yes, dear"

This now needs to be firmly in your vocabulary as the default statement any time the new wife says anything remotely contentious.

"Yes, dear"

HOWEVER, do NOT use this patented response to answer any of the taboo questions like "Do I look fat in this?"

That would be bad.

Congratulations. Welcome to wedded bliss. (It'll wear off ;-)
If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Fudd's First Law of Opposition

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
Post #206,155
by static
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5/5/05 7:58:20 PM
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New Actually, that line doesn't work.
Unless it's *really* *REALLY* obvious that I'm teasing her. :-) She genuinely doesn't want someone who automatically agrees with her and playing around with that is a sore spot.

As for wedded bliss... I can look around my our home and think "I'm married...!" and get a small thrill. Rachael's admitted she does the same thing.

Wade.

Is it enough to love
Is it enough to breathe
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
 
Is it enough to die
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be Anything but Ordinary
Please

-- "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne.
Post #206,156
by ben_tilly
5/5/05 8:12:47 PM
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New This too shall pass
Once the two of you have experienced enough real disagreements, she'll learn to appreciate the automatic aquiescences.

Cheers,
Ben
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #206,157
by tuberculosis
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5/5/05 8:13:44 PM
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New You're talking to a wall
You kind of have to be there.

Check back in next year, see how it is.


"Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect"   --Mark Twain

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."   --Albert Einstein

"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."   --George W. Bush
Post #206,168
by ben_tilly
5/5/05 9:12:09 PM
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New :-)
I have come to believe that idealism without discipline is a quick road to disaster, while discipline without idealism is pointless. -- Aaron Ward (my brother)
Post #206,171
by mmoffitt
5/5/05 9:17:07 PM
5/5/05 9:18:12 PM
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New Use Save Page.
You'll want to burn that post on a CD. It will provide hour upon hour of amusement for you in 20 years.

:-D
bcnu,
Mikem

Eine Leute. Eine Welt. Ein F\ufffdhrer.
God Bless America.
Expand Edited by mmoffitt May 5, 2005, 09:18:12 PM EDT
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     I'm back! ... and I'm wed! - (static) - (34) - May 4, 2005, 09:25:44 PM EDT
         Congratulations! -NT - (ben_tilly) - May 4, 2005, 09:28:57 PM EDT
         fabulous! now let the hair loss commence :-) -NT - (boxley) - (4) - May 4, 2005, 09:34:46 PM EDT
             And the weight gain! - (drewk) - (1) - May 4, 2005, 10:24:25 PM EDT
                 The ring bearer was a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. -NT - (static) - May 4, 2005, 10:47:00 PM EDT
             And the loss of your freedom -NT - (lincoln) - (1) - May 5, 2005, 03:24:48 PM EDT
                 Such cynicism, linc...<tsk><tsk> -NT - (jb4) - May 5, 2005, 04:55:54 PM EDT
         Congratulations! Sounds like a wonderful time. :-) -NT - (Another Scott) - May 4, 2005, 09:37:02 PM EDT
         Excellent! Most Excellent! -NT - (imric) - May 4, 2005, 09:48:55 PM EDT
         Cool! Congrats :) -NT - (Steve Lowe) - May 4, 2005, 10:07:20 PM EDT
         Spectacular! Congrats! -NT - (mmoffitt) - May 4, 2005, 10:19:41 PM EDT
         Wonderful, Wade! Looking froward to full report. -NT - (a6l6e6x) - May 4, 2005, 10:26:29 PM EDT
         Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more! - (tuberculosis) - May 4, 2005, 10:39:52 PM EDT
         congrats - (cforde) - (1) - May 4, 2005, 11:15:01 PM EDT
             Ar ar ar... - (static) - May 5, 2005, 01:44:00 AM EDT
         Congratumalations! -NT - (Yendor) - May 5, 2005, 01:22:04 AM EDT
         Congrats! Good luck going forward! -NT - (hnick) - May 5, 2005, 07:01:02 AM EDT
         Congratulations. Welcome to the club. -NT - (jbrabeck) - May 5, 2005, 07:13:58 AM EDT
         May Wonderfulness prevail! -NT - (Ashton) - May 5, 2005, 08:10:33 AM EDT
         Hurray for the both of you! - (bionerd) - May 5, 2005, 08:53:51 AM EDT
         Congrats, Wade! -NT - (admin) - May 5, 2005, 10:33:31 AM EDT
         Congrats! - (jb4) - May 5, 2005, 11:47:12 AM EDT
         Congratulations. - (Silverlock) - May 5, 2005, 11:56:33 AM EDT
         Condol...... err.... I mean congrats.... :-) -NT - (ChrisR) - (1) - May 5, 2005, 12:00:48 PM EDT
             Seconded :-) -NT - (Steven A S) - May 9, 2005, 04:01:57 PM EDT
         Congrats! -NT - (SpiceWare) - May 5, 2005, 04:12:54 PM EDT
         Repeat after me... - (bepatient) - (5) - May 5, 2005, 07:01:53 PM EDT
             Actually, that line doesn't work. - (static) - (4) - May 5, 2005, 07:58:20 PM EDT
                 This too shall pass - (ben_tilly) - (2) - May 5, 2005, 08:12:47 PM EDT
                     You're talking to a wall - (tuberculosis) - (1) - May 5, 2005, 08:13:44 PM EDT
                         :-) -NT - (ben_tilly) - May 5, 2005, 09:12:09 PM EDT
                 Use Save Page. - (mmoffitt) - May 5, 2005, 09:18:12 PM EDT
         CONGRATULATIONS! - (Nightowl) - May 6, 2005, 01:24:57 PM EDT
         Congrats! -NT - (inthane-chan) - May 6, 2005, 02:06:01 PM EDT
         Congratulations! -NT - (CRConrad) - May 7, 2005, 05:32:26 PM EDT

Just to be fair, there's no evidence he actually knows what happened in the 1800's.
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