The word from PDQ Bach . .
"When introduced to the infant Mozart, PDQ Bach immediately recognized talent in the lad and announced to his parents that he would, without doubt, become the greatest billiards player of his age."
Millions have heard that gag line without realizing that Mozart actually was the greatest billiards player of his era (I learned it many years ago from the introduction chapter of Moscone's book on billiards).
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