Love. It.
But remember.. this be Murica. Vendettas are never left to die their unnatural deaths.
Expect soon..
AP PP UPS
Elmira N.Y.
Neighbors today describe a 'love nest' nearby, owned by the Senator from NY. At all hours of the day and night, teen-age boys have been seen lurking nearby. It is thought that their skate-boards are mere props and that some.. tend to disappear from the group for periods of time.
Adding to the consternation is. . the emergence of The Senator at times, often seeming flushed and, some have said - appearing smugly satisfied.
We appeal to all Gawd-fearing Muricans to take action and Save these pliant Young Boys from the unspeakable experiences ..we could only imagine.
Amen.
